Me (while proof-reading a document): "This is taking ages!"
Mom: "You have no patience"
Me: "But this is taking farrrr too long"
Mom: "You're like your dad. Have you not gotten anything from me?"
Me: "..."
Mom: "It's a miracle you managed to stay in my stomach for nine months. Knowing you, you would have jumped out after 4 if you could"
Me: ".. Ha-ha-ha"
*Five minutes later*
Me: "THIS IS TAKING FOREVER"
