Friends

Me: "Guess what I did!"
John: "Shaved your head"
Me: "How did you know??!+1?!+1!"
John: "I'm magical"
Me: "Great. You're a witch. John the witch. I like"
John: "Witch BITCH"
Me: "Haha. Naah, I didn't shave my head. Luckily"
John: "Finished your project?"
Me: "Nope, not that either. You can stop guessing now"
John: "Ok then. My next guess would have been "won an oscar"

I have the most adorable friends.