Like A Melody

"Derek knows something, something to do with Stiles, something to do with the headache, 

and he's keeping it from him. That is just... infuriating. And just like Derek too. 

Some people keep their cards close to the vest; Derek eats his. 

That's the kind of insanity Stiles is dealing with here"

The Things You Read Online - My God

"Stiles prays no one calls the cops because the sounds he’s making are inhuman 

and he doesn’t want anyone to shoot Derek until he’s been fucked raw"

Make Peace With Your Demons

"If you're mine, then I can lose you. Don't you understand?"

Taking Off The Edges

".. and Derek is sprawled the length of his sheets like a heroic statue that's somehow breathing"

Stiles Asks A Question And

"Derek doesn't answer, of course. Because Derek's a one-man Fortress of Solitude. 

Superman could totally turn Derek into a celestial ice-palace and live in him"

Empty

"He gets it all off his chest until the weight is gone and he just feels hollow inside, 
like without all of that he’s just a shell of a boy, 
because everyone he knows has taken bits and pieces of him
 and almost no one has stopped to fill him back up"

So I'm In Love With A Hatter

"Trust me. I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, 

after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?’”

- The Hatter, Alice

It Was Not Intended To Be This Way But It Is

It seems my Blogspot has become a collection of random quotes. How odd.

They Say Patience Is A Virtue

Me (while proof-reading a document): "This is taking ages!"
Mom: "You have no patience"
Me: "But this is taking farrrr too long"
Mom: "You're like your dad. Have you not gotten anything from me?"
Me: "..."
Mom: "It's a miracle you managed to stay in my stomach for nine months. Knowing you, you would have jumped out after 4 if you could"
Me: ".. Ha-ha-ha"

*Five minutes later*
Me: "THIS IS TAKING FOREVER"

Misunderstanding of Words

Me: "Why don't I have a mac?"
Mom: "A what?"
Me: "A mac"
Mom: "Oh thank god, I thought you said a man"

Enough Ships For A Massive Marina

Me: Don't the guys in this picture look like Tyler and Colton?
Friend: YES THEY DO
Me: Hah, new ship!
Friend: Haha, you must have a massive marina now.
Friend: OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO RUDE

Go For The Gold Quote

"Navigating through a crowd of drunk people is seriously ridiculous, 

it’s like trying to part the freaking Red Sea"