Oh My

Ohh maaannn.. Just look at this man. He's amazing.

Pick Up Line

"Are you Jaws? Because I'd let you eat me for 4 movies straight"

Men I'd Jump On Right Away III

Here's an updated "Men I'd Jump On Right Away"-list. These 28 guys are all amazing.

In no particular order, I present to you:

- Nicholas Hoult
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Alex O’Loughlin
- Xavier Samuel
- Tom Sturridge
- Alexander Skarsgård
- Andrew Garfield
- Tom Welling
- Justin Hartley
- Jon Bon Jovi
- Scott Caan
- Mads Mikkelsen
- Viggo Mortensen
- Jared Padalecki
- Jensen Ackles
- Paul Wesley
- Darren Criss
- Iwan Rheon
- Eric Saade
- Matthew Bomer
- Ian Somerhalder
- Tom Hiddleston
- Hugh Jackman
- James McAvoy
- Lucas Till
- Ed Westwick
- Chace Crawford
- Jeremy Sumpter

Winnie The Pooh Quote

Owl: Yes, well, the proper thing to do would be to issue a reward...
Pooh: Gesundheit.
Owl: I beg your pardon?
Pooh: You sneezed.
Owl: No, I didn't! The word is "issue!" not "achoo!"
Pooh: You must be catching a cold.
Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

This is absolutely adorable.

Posts With Pictures

"Dave just got knifed" - "That's forking terrible" - .. "Too spoon?"

Posts With Pictures

Fun

Q: How do you make an archaeologist blush?

A: Give them a dirty tampon and ask which period it's from...

Posts With Pictures

Posts With Pictures

No. Please.

Recent Dreams

I've had horrible nightmares lately. It's not that something bad happens in the dreams. It's not like that. It's just that.. my surroundings seem to frighten me. Most of the things that happen are for some reason considered as a threat. Tiny fairies? Lovely. No wait.. Killer fairies? Not that good. Taking care of a friend's infant? Not a big deal. Massive earthquake? Everybody dies and I can't help the baby.

I don't know what's wrong at the moment. I usually never have nightmares - and if I do they occur once every couple of months. But the last four nights have been horrible. I don't get to sleep properly so I'm tired during the day and get headaches. I just want it to end. Actually I just want to go on vacation - go somewhere nice and warm where I won't dream about horrible stuff.

Friends

Me: "Guess what I did!"
John: "Shaved your head"
Me: "How did you know??!+1?!+1!"
John: "I'm magical"
Me: "Great. You're a witch. John the witch. I like"
John: "Witch BITCH"
Me: "Haha. Naah, I didn't shave my head. Luckily"
John: "Finished your project?"
Me: "Nope, not that either. You can stop guessing now"
John: "Ok then. My next guess would have been "won an oscar"

I have the most adorable friends.