I Have The Best Friends

"I keep seeing lots of gay porn on my Tumblr 

and it makes me think of you. 

So it turns out I must think about you a lot"

#YesThisWasActuallySaidToMe

Nicola Barker Quote

"Tattoos are a right of passage. They’re a marker of bravery, of maturity, of cultural acceptance. 

The tattoo represents not only a willingness to accept pain - to endure it - but a need to actively embrace it. Because life is painful - beautiful but painful"

Want

I Want This Tattooed On Me So Badly

Get Your Hand Off The Glass - Spin The Bottle

"“C’mon, Derek,” Erica purrs, a twinkle in her eye. “You know you want to play.”

She waves the empty bottle in his face like a death threat.

“No,” Derek says for what must be the hundredth time.

“What’re you afraid of?” Lydia coos from the floor where she and the rest of the pack are already seated in a circle.

Who I’m going to have to kiss, Derek thinks. Who I might not get to kiss.

Who I’m going to have to watch getting kissed.

“Nothing,” Derek answers instead"

This completely broke me. I need this in my life.

All Pretty Things (Are Going To Hell)

"To say that all demons are evil would be like saying all werewolves are rabid beasts waiting to be destroyed. Demons are temptation. They are the seven deadly sins, but they are also humanity. 

They can love, wolf, just like any other."

Douglas Coupland Quote

"And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, 
and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, 
or if it's already happened"

I Am Never Listening To Katy Perry's 'Peacock' The Same Way Again // Sterek

Thank You For Breaking My Heart

"I’ve been so alone it’s like a physical pain. An ache that lives right here, in my ribcage. Have you ever known what it’s like to be so alone in the world you make up stories about your future with the only person who’s ever smiled at you a certain way? Not with a leer, but with genuine joy? 

I’m thinking not"

Delta Rae - Bottom Of The River

"The wolves will chase you by the pale moonlight

Drunk and driven by a devil’s hunger

Drive your son like a railroad spike

Into the water, let it pull him under"

My Friend Doesn't See Straight

Laura: "You're way too cute"
Me: "Hah no, I think you're truly mistaken"
Laura: "I speak fact, woman"
Me: "Just wait until you meet me. None of my friends have ever called me "cute" except for my gay housemate hah. I'm like a sleepy, lazy lion waiting for its prey. Surely that's in no way cute"
Laura: "lol!!"
Me: ".. and I'm pretty sure he only called me cute when I stole his hat"
*Shows picture of me wearing hat*
Laura: "you are totally adorable"
Me: "What. No. I am as evil as they come"
Laura: "you just made me think of Stiles calling Derek cute, and him being like 'I'm not cute. I'm a fierce alpha wolf!'"
Me: "Seriously. I am"
Laura: "and Stiles just petting his head and being like 'oh, so cute'"
Me: "So you're Stiles and I'm Derek? I can live with that. But MOSTLY because Derek isn't cute"

I Have The Weirdest Coversations With My Family

Mum: "I'm taking the trash out. Do you want to throw anything away?"
Me: "My soul"
Mum: "What are you saying, child. At least sell it and get a little money out of it.
Just not to the Devil, that wouldn't be too good"
Me: "But selling your soul to the Devil is the best part"

Phosphorescent - Wolves

Perfection.

Wedding Dress

Okay, so can this be my wedding dress if (yes, if) I ever get married? It's so pretty.

(I know it's early, we need the groom to discover me and stuff but shhh)

Note To Self About Video

Sterek. Stiles hallucinations. Party drug. Cut to Derica make-out. 

Hallucinations that Derek died but that it's Stiles' fault. He could have drowned in the pool.
Sony editing. Look at Soulmates Never Die.

Fictional Characters

"But what people don’t realize is that, when it comes to fictional characters, they are just as 
real to us as our friends or lovers or siblings or parents. It doesn’t matter that we can’t touch them
 or visit them or engage with them in conversation. What matters is that they’ve made an 
impact on our lives and that is what makes them real"

Can this just be published at the beginning of every book, tv-series and film? Thanks.

The Art of Seduction

"Careful who you play with Stiles, you never know when they might play back" 

Wild Animals

"This boy plays with wolves like he has never been told not to trust wild animals"

We Are Shining

"Isaac looks from Stiles to Derek, then at Peter when he grabs him by the arm.

"Come on, we need to go for a walk," Isaac says, 

leading Peter towards the door as Stiles stands there, awkwardly.

"You realize we're not actual dogs, right?" Peter mouths off, but lets himself get escorted out anyway"

I can't help it. It's too funny. Sassy uncle Peter's amazing.

Body Oil Functions

Me: "My older brother gave me body oil as a birthday present. All I can think of is sexual use of that"

Friend: "Hahahaha! I use body oil every day"

Me: "In a sexual way?"

Friend: "HAHAHAA nooo"

Me: "Was gonna say.."